monster in law
so…j lo plays a “down-to-earth” girl who attracts some hotshot rich dude because she’s “different”…blah blah blah…gee…didn’t i already see this like a zillion times before? wake me when it’s over
old phone ringers
i was watching an old (late 80′s) live action movie of the popular japanese comic/anime series maison ikkoku (horrible movie btw)…i really miss old-school phone ringers…the analog ones…the digital ones have no soul, and a lot of the musical ring tones are just plain annoying as hell…
i know you can download “real” ring sounds as ring tones, but they just don’t quite capture the sound…at least none that i’ve heard…
flayed alive
i’m sitting in traffic and looking out the window. i see a “oh-i’m-so-cool” biker riding with his shirt off but with his helmet on. i’m trying to imagine his thought process…”yes, if i crash, my very flesh will be flayed from my body…but at least i’ll look cool and my head will be protected…maybe they can save my head…but whatever…the point is…i…am…hot…and the chicks…dig…me!“

